2006-11-01
cringe warning: i wrote this blog post as a teenager, and i am possibly quite embarrassed with it's content.
Sometimes we forget the true meaning of Halloween, so I made a handy reference sheet for you to print out and hang on your fridge.
- H is for the hats that people wear, and say it’s their costume - when they really just want to wear a hat
- A is for academics (or lack thereof), which are not present at school on halloween
- L is for lunch, because everyone looks at you funny when you go out
- L is for laughing when you see ridiculous costumes
- O is what I said when I saw the Mike Stock Costume
- W is for “What the heck was the Newport Box Costume Guy thinking?”
- E is for Eggs - the inevitable amount of eggings that will happen tonight
- E is for Extra. Meaning… the extra pounds that everyone will put on from sugar overload.
- N is for NICK STOCCHERO RULES!
Always keep this handy, you never know when you might need it.