What I Want to be When I Grow Up // nick stocchero

2006-12-22

cringe warning: i wrote this blog post as a teenager, and i am possibly quite embarrassed with it's content.

Pertaining to what I want to be when I grow up, I would have to say that there is a large spectrum of where I could fit in. Let’s first start with what I don’t want to be:

1. A Politician (Except the President)
1. A Divorce Lawyer
1. A Salesman
1. A Consultant
1. A Cashier
1. An accountant
1. Pharmaceutical sales rep
1. Doctor of Medicine

I have my life all planned out. I am going to make a gigantic internet company, and sell it for 1.4 trillion dollars. Then I am going to become a teacher. While I am a teacher, I will buy nice recliners to replace all the desks. Instead of giving out grades, I will give out my earnings! My pockets will be depleted within the first year! After about 121 years of teaching, I will retire to become a bus driver, and all I will do is smile and laugh, as my big yellow bus chugs along the road! I will live in a little shack, but I will be happy! I think it was Morrie from the book Tuesdays With Morrie that said he could never have a career that took advantage of other people. Well I stand with Morrie!(and John Hodgman)

SWEEEET!!